January 2009
104 posts
Cops are all up on Clark Avenue — I’ve seen five in the past few hours — and I think I know why.
They’ve been tipped off to the ROCKING HARRY POTTER MARATHON Abby and I are THROWING in our house PARTY.
And by party I mean Char-grill fries and milkshakes.
So for anyone who might have been stopped by the police as they were on their way here, I apologize. Next time, we...
What
do you do while trapped in a house on a Friday night?
Tonight
I decided it would be fun to stay in and watch a movie and clean my room.
I have watched a movie, have not cleaned my room and the only productive thing Abby and I did was watch our neighbor get a drinking? ticket in the driveway.
We are cat ladies.
The Portable Helen Dear
When someone questions a bit of insight you give, just quip, “The gift of knowledge is a very powerful gift!”
The Portable Helen Dear
Instead of saying, “Do you know why?”, say “Do you have any insight into this?”
“Let’s say I walked over to Sylvia’s Pizza and I met Mr. Omar...”
– Reav, hypothetically murdering THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD.
TRUE LOVE
Maggie: did you read the email from my grandma?
Me: no i don't read my enemy's family's e-mails. rule number two
Maggie: ouilaeurkja,eht,jht,jarrhya.k. you and i are getting a
Me: rule number one is i don't read my enemy's e-mails
Maggie: divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The third floor of Witherspoon
is making me physically nauseous.
Porn for the blind!!!!!!!!!!!!! →
shakyknees:
shanexcore:
snuh:
The Velvet...
The fee for a summer study abroad application is $500?
WHAT.
Last summer it was $200.
This is outrageous.
Now I have to make a decision in 10 days.
copycats:
“The Park” by Bon Iver
originally by...
“This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way...”
– T.S. Eliot, “The Hollow Men”
“Alison! It was good to hear your voice, even if only on your messaging machine....”
– My grandmother, on a voicemail she left this afternoon.
now wearing lilly’s perfume — smoke and bread. great.
“If your life were a comic book, would it be a good issue this week?”
– Jose, carolinabones’s friend, to her.
Grey’s Anatomy loves Bon Iver.
A secretary on Centennial who is well into his 30s is avidly reading Perez Hilton. This will be me in 20 years if I end up with a desk job.
copycats:
“Hide and Seek” by Lights. Action!
...
Janny C: 927 sage answers, 119 questions asked.... →
and let me just add
it would have taken us 20 minutes to walk to harris teeter and back to buy a gallon of ice cream and a butterfinger.
it's like congratulating someone when they've...
last night, i dreamed of a cookout milkshake that had butterfinger in it. tonight i wanted to buy one.
and in an effort to back out of the driveway and drive down a (wet, icy) hill (of roots and mud), i just bought myself a $400 milkshake and at least a month’s worth of shame.
also, cookout does not make a butterfinger milkshake.
english class cancelled because tompkins doesn’t have heat. HAH! hell yes.
i have 953 words already, and i’ve only written the lede and the ending. um.
it is so awkward
to have to listen to strained conversation. that just keeps going.
Retweeting @hddear: this is what i have right now: http://tinyurl.com/8m5n33
being trapped in the house is great and all if one of your roommates isn’t in DC and the other isn’t locked up in his room.
president barack h. obama.
