IN MEDIAS RES

The things my grandparents discuss.

• Sarah: [getting too invested in the Olympics' speed racing] Look John, he just keeps going over that line.
• John: You should go in there and call them and see why he's allowed to do that.
• Sarah: I do not like that plastic overlay on the Canadians, it looks like it adds so much weight --
• John: Well, stop watching it if you're just gonna complain about their outfits --
• Sarah: and it does not look comfortable for them.
• John: the whole time.
• Sarah: I don't like it.
• John: I'm turning it back to golf.